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Humor for Writers – Publisher’s Management Advice
Humor for Writers – Publisher’s Management Advice A publishing firm, facing big problems after the advent of digital publishing, has been laying off a lot of its staff, including the manager of the fiction division. A new manager spends a week at his new office with the manager he is replacing. On the last day the departing manager tells him, “I have left three numbered envelopes in the desk drawer. Open an envelope if you encounter a … Read entire article »
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Humor for Writers – How the Pope made an obscure writer the most important person in the US
How the Pope made an obscure writer the most important person in the US John Smith was a writer who never got published and kept steady with his dayjob as a limousine chauffeur. One day, his job required him to take the Pope, who had just finished a tour of the East Coast, to the airport. Having never driven a limo, the Pope asked the chauffeur if he could drive for awhile. Well, the chauffeur didn’t have … Read entire article »
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Humor – Negotiation
Toto is sitting at a job interview for an anti-terrorist unit, answering a job offer as a negotiator. Interviewer: What is your experience in negotiation? Toto: Oh, I have years of experience, negotiating with the toughest people on the market. Interviewer: And what is your rate of success in these negotiations? Toto: about 2% … Read entire article »
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Humor – Burning Books
Burning Books Toto is doing his history homework about the rise of the Nazis in Germany. “Mum,” he asked, thoroughly puzzled. “Can you explain this to me?” “Sure, honey,” answered Mum, “What is it?” “Well, am doing a homework about the Kristalnacht, and it says here that the Nazis were burning the books of the authors they did not like.” “Yes they did, that was a very wicked thing to do, what don’t you understand?” … Read entire article »
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Humor – From Blank Look To Blank Book
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Humor – The Road to Fame
Homer, J.K. Rowling and Joe Blog, the legendary writer of the 22d century meet in the Time Traveling Café. They exchange their experience about how they got to fame. “Well,” says Homer, “You two did quite well; I had to wait a few centuries after my death before having a worldwide audience. How did you manage to do it so fast?” “Well,” answers J.K. Rowling, “I began by being shunned by a collection of publishers and despair. Then … Read entire article »
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Humor – Chinese Talk
Tasty smiles, made of apple, peanut butter and marshmallows. Toast them for Halloween look That was a pre-Halloween tip And if you want these smile to speak Chinese, take a look at the crash Chinese lesson below. Please note, the lesson work only if you voice the transliterated Chinese text aloud. Seriously! … Read entire article »
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Dead on!
When the writer comes back home after his long evening waiting tables in the favorite restaurant of publishers, policemen are swarming around the place. The writer runs ahead in panic and is stopped by a detective. “My children, my wife! What happened to them!” screams the writer, struggling to get free. “I am afraid there is nothing to be done for them anymore,” says the detective. “We already arrested the man who slaughtered them.” … Read entire article »
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