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#Humor for #writers – The Census

#Humor for #writers – The Census

Humor for writers – The Census For decades, John Storywriter has been writing. For decades, he has collected rejection letters from various literary agents and publishers. For years, he has been waiting to start his life as a writer and live from his pen. That morning, as he is about to leave for his day job as a waiter in the local eatery, the doorbell rings. At the door stands a census taker. “Does John Storywriter live here?” … Read entire article »

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#Humor for #Writers – The Big Squeeze

#Humor for #Writers – The Big Squeeze

Humor for Writers – The Big Squeeze The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it. One … Read entire article »

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Humor for writers – Writers’ idiosyncrasies by genres

Humor for writers – Writers’ idiosyncrasies by genres

Humor for writers – Writers’ idiosyncrasies by genres How many science fiction writers does it take to change a light bulb? Two, but it’s actually the same person doing it. He went back in time and met himself in the doorway and then the first one sat on the other one’s shoulder so that they were able to reach it. Then a major time paradox occurred and the entire room, light bulb, changer and all was … Read entire article »

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Humor for writers – A dangerous book …

Humor for writers – A dangerous book …

Humor for writers – A dangerous book … A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house. The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, … Read entire article »

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Humor for Writers – Ode to the Spell Check

Humor for Writers – Ode to the Spell Check

Ode to the Spell Check   Eye halve a spelling chequer It cam with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the error rite Its rare lea ever wrong. Eye have run this poem threw it I am shore your pleased two no Its letter perfect awl the … Read entire article »

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