Rescue Mission At the “Human Studies” section of anthropology department ion the planet of Trafalmagor, students are debating which rescue mission for humans victims of repression due to their cultural tendencies they should devote their final year project to. Student A: “Should we do something about Salman Rushdie and other writers against whom a fatwa has been launched?” Student B:”We can’t do that, the rules are very clear, we are not to interfere with anything linked with religion.” Student … Read entire article »

Definition of a writer Below is the definition of a writer according to the Uncyclopedia. Writers reading any further agree that by allowing their eyes to wander forward, they wave all rights to sue the Uncyclopedia or this blog owner for damages resulting for the ensuing attempt to commit suicide. A writer is someone who can’t be bothered going to work, and instead sits at home all day drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes, scribbling down pointless and … Read entire article »

Well, as if there was not enough competition out there to compete against in the quest for readership, computers now are vying for a place to generate humor, of all things! So not only we had canned laughs, we are about to be exposed to canned jokes … (In case of encoding problem go to The Joke Program ) … Read entire article »

As writers, we all know that writing right does not always come easy. As I stumble across this on the net, it seemed teh perfect way to learn while smiling, and maybe prevent a few mistakes from finding theri way into our literary work. WRITING TIPS Author Unknown Like the virgin prairie for the explorer, metaphors are pregnant with possibility, but don’t mix them. It behooves the writer to avoid archaic expressions. One should not shift from the third person … Read entire article »

English is a Stupid Language (Author unknown) Lets face it English is a stupid language. There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England French fries were not invented in France. We sometimes take English for granted But if we examine its paradoxes we find that Quicksand takes you down slowly Boxing rings are square And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. If writers write, … Read entire article »