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Humor for Writers – The problem with being literal
Humor for Writers – The problem with being literal
A panda walks into a bar. He orders a drink and a meal. When he’s finished, he pulls out a gun and shoots a waiter, then turns to go. The barman shouts: “Hey, why did you do that?”
“I’m a panda,” replies the panda. “Look it up.” Then he goes.
The barman pulls out a dictionary and looks up ‘panda’. He reads: Asiatic mammal. Eats shoots and leaves.
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Okay, that hurt.
The origin of this joke was a comment on grammar. “Eats, shoots and leaves.” was the punchline of the original, making a statement on the importance of commas. Leaving out the comma changes the whole meaning, so here the panda actually is NOT being literal.