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Humor for Writers – Toto’s Business Plan
Humor for Writers – Toto’s Business Plan
Toto is sitting in front of his computer staring at the blank screen.
Mum : “What are you doing Toto?” asked his Mum.
Toto : “Am getting rich?” answered Toto.
Mum :”Really? How are you doing that? Are you opening an on-line business?”
Toto: “Kind of… They say self-publishing is going to generate over 5 billion dollars a year by 2016, so am just writing a book to get a fraction of that.”
Mum : “Ah, sounds good, and how is it going so far?”
Toto : “Not too well, am kind of stuck.”
Mum : “What is your book about?”
Toto : “It’s a self-help book about overcoming writer’s block!”
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