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Humor for Writers – Sherlock Holmes Goes Camping

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went camping in the forest. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they went to sleep in the tent.

Several hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend, Watson.

“Look at the sky and tell me what you see.”

Watson answered: “I see millions and millions of stars.”

“And what does that tell you?”

Watson thought a minute and answered: “Astronomically, that tells me that there are potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I see that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically, I deduce that it is approximately three ten AM. Theologically, I see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically I suspect that we shall have a beautiful day tomorrow.”

Holmes was quiet for a minute and then said: “Watson, you are an idiot. Someone stole our tent.”

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2 Responses to "Humor for Writers – Sherlock Holmes Goes Camping"

  1. Mark says:

    I chuckled at this one. Love me some Holmes.

  2. Iniysa says:

    I’ve always loved that joke. Though I remember the ending a slightly bit differently.

    …Meteorologically I suspect that we shall have a beautiful day tomorrow.” Watson turned to Holmes and asked, “Why, what does it mean to you?”

    Holmes was quite for a moment before he responded. “That somebody stole our tent!”

    Have a great week! :)

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