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Humor for Writers – Writer’s Paradise

Humor for Writers – Writer’s Paradise

By Patricia de Hemricourt

 

A writer died and was given the option of going to heaven or hell.

She decided to check out each place first. As the writer descended into the fiery pits, she saw row upon row of writers chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they were repeatedly whipped with thorny lashes.

“Oh my,” said the writer. “Let me see heaven now.”

A few moments later, as she ascended into heaven, she saw rows of writers, chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they, too, were whipped with thorny lashes.

“Wait a minute,” said the writer. “This is just as bad as hell!”

“Oh no, it’s not,” replied a heavenly voice. “Here, your work gets published.”

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3 Responses to "Humor for Writers – Writer’s Paradise"

  1. Ah phooey, the secret’s out! You have to WORK to be a writer… :)

  2. Kelly says:

    Yeah that was a good one

  3. I had to laugh at that one, though maybe I shouldn’t. It’s way too true!

    Morgan Mandel
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